"i sexually identify as a traced image"

["i sexually identify as a traced image"]

[wizardonline]

if you are distressed about not receiving a response from someone you'd like to be actively talking to, you have to take a moment. step back from the conversation, put yourself in their shoes. perhaps they're busy with something right now. you have to consider the possibility that maybe they hanging upside down by their ankle. everybody has their own schedule, and sometimes people spend time away from their phone or computer because they are currently suspended from a tree branch by a rope tied around their ankle that they unnoticingly stepped in because it was concealed by a pile of leafs. it's not that they don't want to respond; imagine that they can see their phone screen on the ground below but it's a good few inches out of reach and even if they bounce and flail on the branch their fingertips just can't touch it. sometimes life gets in the way

[cadhalash]

tumblr user wrenhavenriver this is the best idea I've ever heard

["i sexually identify as a traced image"]

[vvyrmwood]

imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

["i sexually identify as a traced image"]

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

["i sexually identify as a traced image"]

[jiluan]

man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit

[gothgays]

I have some good news for you

[jiluan]

what is it

[gothgays]

A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain

[jiluan]

awwsome I don’t like horses

[jiluan]

i am terrified

["i sexually identify as a traced image"]

[draconym]

Found a dozen eggs in the middle of the woods. Still cold even though it's a hundred degrees outside. Is this a faerie trick?

[draconym]

My coworkers to me this morning: Oh, glad to see you're still alive!

Me: After getting stung by wasps?

Them: No, after eating Bush Eggs.

[lemon-bastard-deactivated202110]

excuse me tumblr user Draconym? you belong to the Fae now

[draconym]

I didn't eat all twelve eggs because I gave one to my bird; surely that should protect me at least somewhat from being bound by the Fairy Queen?

[draconym]

Everyone's supportive when life gives you lemons but then as soon as the forest starts handing out eggs everybody's a critic

["i sexually identify as a traced image"]

[vampireapologist]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

["i sexually identify as a traced image"]

[54735749956555371253415-deactiv]

whats the point of saving money if you cant buy a stag beetle plush doll once in a while. pull up that marx quote

[charlottan]

[fionn-o-nassus]

[diet-poison]

["i sexually identify as a traced image"]

[weavemama]

PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

[itsalburton]

@k9kesi

[indirispeaks]

And cats.  Blue Buffalo killed @sidneystrange ‘s cat.

[sidneystrange]

THIS THIS THIS!!

I’ve been telling everyone I know for YEARS not to buy Blue Buffalo.

This is the short story:

A few years ago I took my sick cat, Ankh, to the vet. The vet and vet tech asked what I fed her. I told them Blue Buffalo. They looked like I had just told them I fed her razor blades and cyanide. They diagnosed her with pancreatitis and said that nearly all of the cats they’d been seeing lately with pancreatitis were being fed Blue Buffalo.  They gave her medicine and sent her home.  Two days later she had a seizure and died right in my arms. 

The day after she died Hannibal started displaying the same symptoms she had so I panicked hard and took him to the vet.  Got the same meds and the same diagnosis.  Luckily Hannibal survived.

I wish Ankh had survived. She was only ten and the best cat I’ve ever had. Literally the best and five years later I still cry when I think about her.

FUCK BLUE BUFFALO.

[k9kesi]

I don’t know the full story behind the tweets above, but a Google search shows there HAVE been several recalls regarding this brand, especially in 2016. I would absolutely avoid as it is not worth the risk.

[taigas-den]

@ladycyon

[espikvlt]

Good god thank you so much for sharing this because I’ve lately been considering switching to this brand cus it’s supposed to be so much better than all the others but good god what the hell.

[courtanna]

I worked in a vet for a little while and I shit you not, when a dog came in with constant diarrhea they were always eating Blue Buffalo. We changed the food and the dog got better every time. Blue Buffalo is garbage food and never feed it to your pets.

[the-lowz-of-highz]

I’ve never heard of this brand but I love my dog with all of my heart and I’d be broken if I ever accidently fed her this and got her sick (people give me different dog food to try all the time). I’d hate for anyone else to lose their pet also.

[angelbabyspice]

um?? what the fuck? holy FUCK my boyfriend and I were just about to start feeding our cat blue buffalo omg

[merodygirl]

Wft really?? Im never going to buy that killer food!! Praying for your pets!

[kyller-biis]

I’m so glad I know this, I’d be heartbroken if my dog died

[transbrotherhood]

not trans related, but i have like no followers and this needs a wide audience

[tardigrades-are-tardigreat]

blue buffao has had many recalls for reasons including:

- salmonella

- mold

- aluminum

- melamine

- toxic levels of vitamin d

- propylene glycol

please share this with any pet owners you know, this is extremely important

[omgwhatsittoyou]

Reblogged August 2019

[windrunncr]

Never buy Blue Buffalo. They’ve been awful for years.

[indielovingwerido]

Boost

[rosierades]

What makes me so angry about this brand is that they’ve received so many lawsuits and complaints about there product, they’ve rebranded to Blue Wilderness and still advertise themselves as something great via there commercials with the wolves and junk. Yet, they still haven’t made any sort of change to the product.

[sandssavvy]

Don’t buy Blue Wilderness either!

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Glad I know this, definitely telling my mom

[sir-subpar]

Keep your pets safe y'all!

["i sexually identify as a traced image"]

[wethatkindoforc]

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

[boibortion]

["i sexually identify as a traced image"]

[cigarettefaggot]

girl who is lying on her stomach giggling and thinking about her crush and doodling pics of them in her notebook but all of them are drawings of them being crucified